Corinthian order was invented to celebrate the sex bodies of Corinth

What are the “origins” of classicism? In the apostle Paul’s letters: he writes of how slutty and filthy all the little fuckers are over in Corinth. Famous for its public gay sex parties and working girls! (call me, sounds like a great time)

Let me perform some intellectual honesty and give credit to the OG “Cuban American” fancylad I stole this thought from. Victor Deupi gave a lecture at a “trad” architecture conference in 2007, in New Orleans. He merely whispered it, without performing any materialism and moved on quickly to being lost in the “beauty” and some other dumb shit about how the order is like a sexy woman that you can “just” capture…. Why are you capturing women?. Victor Identified the mode of production in Corinth was mostly sex work and port activities. He marched right up to the edge of perception and turned away, to sell art, he performed a fantasm to explain the order in his talk, rather than science of materials and conditions. Over at the adults historian table: we perform historical materialism bud.

It’s just duty and service to actually perform the stone carving. It takes athletic bodies and hard focus. That real uncut gym footage. Homo shit. Ripped chads bending, and flexing, and glistening. Rocky, be still!

There’s no hidden mystery. Tectonics of stone give the structural form. Then you subdivide it and make it all “greibled” with curves. Here Victor, let me complete your thesis for you, and say it with my chest: In Corinth since it was a party town, they had vulvas and twinkholes on their mind as much as plants. It’s a shrine to fucking and sucking. The good stuff.