I really don’t care for it. but if we must, let’s imagine a single bay storefront on a Chicago 2 flat live/work unit. I did just that a few times when I lived there in 2011. “Practical” minimal classical design, specifying lots of millwork to reach a style. New urbanist would come to love this idiot catnip and specify it everywhere thinking commerce is the answer to social problems, and housing. Equity is the issue. If people own the structure they live and work in, it makes a lot more sense than if its knocked up out of plywood by a developer and made to look like this for “fashion”
Our boss was a 16 year old โmasonโ with 3 kids who spoke Mayan but called himself Yer Mi. The dutch translator was a sex pervert. Welcome to “ethical tourism” via Habitat Guatemala 2007.. Livingston port of call.
Kyle was a master of langueโs and worked out their Mayan roots for trowel and โspoonโ were the same word.
At lunch they made fun of us for using spoons in their own language and it was their same word for trowel. Butch ala: But backwards hala is trowel or spoon and butch is action of placing material.
To prove his thesis Kyle made a joke with them about the trowel/spoon commonalityโฆ. While we were placing block yer mi, he got frustrated and called out to his brothers aggressively in their slang โฆ โget the spoon, you fools and put the food inโ and my brother stopped the show by trying to eat mortar. The masons: They all fell off the scaffold laughing.
The masons were so enamored they showed us how to play with scorpions…
Building culture is a human technology. And a universal language spoken by all people. You cannot buy it or sell it.
My First day “on the job” in building, for Tom Boone, we were restoring a big wide cornice 60 feet up with a built in gutter. That was New Years day, 2007. It has been the most requested help item from the beginning of my career till, last week! The dang things seem to be so elusive for folks to understand without a historic preservation degree or decades in the field…
Allow me to share my attempts to capture the parts and pieces of the cornice gutter with some rude modeling..
simple box gutter with roof decking and gutter boards removed. the fascia is nailed up first to align all of the lookouts. once the fascia is aligned, and nailed all the lookouts are nailed into final position.here with the “shelf” and crown molding added next. the trough is ready for pitching and gutter board.an alternate arrangement for gable-end, showing a “yankee” gutter which is on the roof deck rather than a separate gutter on lookouts.
What are the โoriginsโ of classicism? In the apostle Paulโs letters: he writes of how slutty and filthy all the little fuckers are over in Corinth. Famous for its public gay sex parties and working girls! (call me, sounds like a great time)
Let me perform some intellectual honesty and give credit to the OG โCuban Americanโ fancylad I stole this thought from. Victor Deupi gave a lecture at a โtradโ architecture conference in 2007, in New Orleans. He merely whispered it, without performing any materialism and moved on quickly to being lost in the โbeautyโ and some other dumb shit about how the order is like a sexy woman that you can โjustโ captureโฆ. Why are you capturing women?. Victor Identified the mode of production in Corinth was mostly sex work and port activities. He marched right up to the edge of perception and turned away, to sell art, he performed a fantasm to explain the order in his talk, rather than science of materials and conditions. Over at the adults historian table: we perform historical materialism bud.
Thereโs no hidden mystery. Tectonics of stone give the structural form. Then you subdivide it and make it all โgreibledโ with curves. Here Victor, let me complete your thesis for you, and say it with my chest: In Corinth since it was a party town, they had vulvas and twinkholes on their mind as much as plants. Itโs a shrine to fucking and sucking. The good stuff.
Congratulations we just demystified your weird profession. Now, why do you need a retainer? Why are you valid?
Ring itVictor you can suck me from the back, classically, anytime. Pick up the phone you nasty little boy.
Meanwhile in Corinth: grand buffet killed it last night every body got lit and forgot depressions.
Classicism doesnโt actually exist. I looked for it when I was building a molding plane to cut a raking cyma made out of wood from a tree that never should have been harvested.
Stone
I looked for classicism when I was dutifully carving task models of the orders out of Bedford limestone, I found myself laughed out of academia.
Metal/Form
I looked for classicism at Monticello and found a master tinsmith enslaved, rude notes from his owner about his โperformanceโ.
I canโt actually find โitโ. Oh I looked in Delorme too, and Vitruvius. I went to conferences and attended molding theory lectures under halogen lights. I found salesmen in polo shirts with beach tans. And shashmaster Duffy Hoffman screaming into the void, the polished โHistoricalโ crowd calling him a mean drunkโฆ.
What I can find in the classical building literature is authors telling me what to do with stone, wood, or how to perform stereotomy, they talk about subdividing and proportions as manual steps performed. When I follow their rules, I find the academy of classicism hostile to the labor.
Where do the carves and joints come from? Who mixed the lime. Who did the stereotomy?
There are no elusive hidden properties, or lost arts. Just tedious steps on how to walk a compass out, subdivide space and stretch circles. Just tedious steps on how to construct elaborate patterns.
Carpenters and sparrows, alike. cry in the corners of the roof.
Itโs all physical process you can follow step by step to please your masters and specifiers. I canโt find any mysteries in the literature dang it, just a ton of hard work.
Heavy machinery has always been not required. We inherit these legacies from Victorian era industrial engineering.
Woodworking tools are a great example. The benchmark of a โqualityโ production woodshop have always been planing, and profile shaping. A good shop produces quality with heavy iron backstops and machining. And man hours. Raw power in the axis and feed and heavy mass to resist the โassumedโ forces
And to do these at scale and keep the humans safe according to the millwright union you gotta have a lot of industrial infrastructureโฆ. Vacuums system, heavy floor, electrical services, safety and ergonomics.. etc. all these things installed and planned for just to give the millwright a job and keep the crown molding or fancy flooring coming off the line. All of this centered around a high speed axis and small special tooling that the wood is fed into, creating sawdust and noise. All this precision machining and heavy plates intended to produce repeatable qualityโฆ.
The whole system need not exist.
Consider the trad version of both these activities, hand plane and molding plane. And the downforce that a human body walking can produceโฆ. To drive the plane. You need only two fingers worth of force back n forth, and 120lbs on a feather spring of downforce
Now consider a solid table with clamping and a lightweight track frame system that attaches to the table. You load the board. You load your appropriate plane. You activate the motion control and very low power drill motors run the plane back n forth to save the labor of the millwright and cut or plane the piece. You get the same precision and quality and ease of operationโฆ. You have clean shavings with no dust as your waste product. No noise. No infrastructure needed other than a solid table 16โ long, and frame to hold the motion control. All infrastructure (the table and frame) could be hand assembled by one person on site and packed in the back of a truck in 8โ sections.
The same process goes for sheet metal fabrication: there is no need for a heavy floor break. You need a roller dolly, 10โ track system and back n forth motion control. Combined with profile-specific roller dies that mount to the trolley.
Automate this instead of building 4 ton factory equipment and robotics.
The same can be said for heavy offroad cranes and lifts. For a residential building you can erect a stage/tent truss first, which can handle all lifting and placing with low power electric motors and motion control. We never needed a lull or man lift industry.
Ruff lads, window gals covered in sarco. You might look at all these stereotomy lessons we practice and think: โright, Iโm not working on a cathedral, Iโll never use thatโ but we find intersecting forms needing the same pattern work all over construction. Inspired by this photo of a crudely mitered tile ridge cap, I decided to set off this task model: Gothic arch groin vault intersecting on 7:12 pitch.
*update: this is the third board. Iโm using neubecker roof cutting bible as my main guide for the methods here. His book shows the development for the intersection of irregular hip intersecting a ridgeโฆ.thats the first thing different about this, you have to draw the elongated form of the profile first (just like doing a crown mold on raking pediment) and it generates the plane for all the other cuts.
notes on the tedious debate of how to cut up a circle or generate an ellipse: it doesnโt matter. You can use tangents to find your centers and approximate with arcs thatโs what they all did. long as you create the proper surface dev and hip oblique view as a checksum, you have your true length of the curve, and you have the coordinates in the oblique view, you have a full suite of information needed to generate the cut.
in real life when you cut on the material you will be using a spline to average the coordinates so it doesnโt matter how well you generated perfection with your circle dividing method.
In real life, on the most serious of stone cutting or timber shaping: I guarantee you, whatever โmazerole magicโ they did on task model will be proved and checked with direct measure on the scribing floor. Those true lengths will become no longer theoretical but actual pieces of string or a spline. to find that curved surface it will be translated by the material properties of the tramel, the spline, and the action of the mechanic.
who “owns” the history of building?โis it mathematician/engineers and royal society professionals from the 19th century?โdo scholars and academics have a claim to the history of building culture?
The professional institutions have been with us less than 200 years.โBefore their introduction the culture and history of building was mostly by laborers, for laborers.
Most architects and philosophers want to start this prompt, by asking: where does medieval architecture “come from”?.โI have a wild proposal, you made up the whole framework.โIn the material world: There is no such thing as architecture.โThere are building methods, materials, and the descriptive geometry used to create forms or intersect surfaces.โAnd the human effort involved.
“Architecture” is the application of ideology about building, after the fact usually by those not involved in the practice of labor.โPut another way: Architecture is fashion.โ”Building culture” is garment construction.
To that end the specifier and speculative classes fail themselves, and they have failed their brother humans as an institution and practice. Left unchecked, they will continue to make busy work for their class: inventing another debate on the origins of form that reminds us of the bozos looking for dark matter.
Where is the practice? Arguing over fashion and teaching people to think itโs ok to behave this wayโฆ. Digging in even harder in historicism on the other end of the pool. The practice is lost as it ever was.
I want to scream.
We start our timeline the location of modern Prague: 500 bc. Celtic boii scribing floor showing the development of a cone. They have mass walls and timber frame roofs., a fully developed recognizable cannon of human scale home โarchitectureโ, similar to china and the levant. many cultures did it. Nobody did it like the boiis. The speculative โmasonsโ on wet island will come to fetishize this building culture but improperly attribute their achievements and origins to Greek and Egyptian traditions, even though writers of the time differentiate them as โnot Sicilians, not Greekโ. They are โotheredโ by the writers of their time.โThey are noted to build villages and fortifications, by Cesar himself.
Where “architecture” comes from?โthe myth of the dark ages started in the 19th century to sell “class” and โartโ.
The supposed โdark agesโ 700 years of brick and stone, hot mixed mortars, timber joinery.
Itโs called the dark ages because they could only get brown filters for the video cameras back then, and a bunch of 19th century weirdos in an institution said so.
Forms of all imaginable construction both regional and imperial. All mass wall or timber frame, all based on this continental corpus of structural integrity, in pursuit of interior comfort. The “architects” from enlightenment and victorian eras focus on the churches and high examples of cultural expression.โAll of them are exploiting similar geometric tricks to generate impressive forms.โThis is where the field has been lost for 200 years, myth making and hyper-analyzing the “origins” of something that is simply a rule of triangles or circles, exploited well by craft laborers .
But what about the regular folk on the continent?โMost of the population didn’t live in cathedrals or think of their buildings and labor in the same way a 19th century intellectual would.โThe humans who lived within these structures have cherished words for comfort and warmth. In the indo-european root Buh: It means “weโre sick of living in caves and real happy these folks showed up”.โThey value textiles, and human effort to create comfort. Their homes were warm and dry. They have many words to describe the creators of comfortable places, Maestro is the Latin root. Techton in Greek. The people of ancient times described the laborers who provided comfort and warmth, from their own culture and language as โmastersโ and โbuildersโ.
There was nothing dark about this time, if the people are to believed by their own words.โThey were obsessed with being roman, no matter where they were, and so they would favor classical sources in their “library” and throw out their own periodicals and contemporary works often.โWe see this bias running all the way thru the culturalโcuration right up to the reformation.
Romanโs who? They used the building cultures of their enslaved people: impressive only for scale and administration. We had concrete of the same chemistry in turkey and china. The forms are all stolen from Greeks jacking it about how you can make big stone blocks look like a boob if you squint real hard and the sun is just right.
Aachen 800ad: (the stadium glam rock era for crafts and building history): founding of coppersmiths for tailoring and joinery and glass making โstudiesโ. With the patronage of Chalamange, crafts in building arts become established institutions within the monasteries. The palace at Aachen becomes the โJay Lenos garageโ of medieval Europe.
Aww Charles.. bless his little king Heart. he just loved him some workers and sciences and all the cool things they made. He would have been a Joe Rogan style guy today.โKinda dumb, loyal like an inbred dog, surrounding himself with cool wizards and “smart guys”.โYou do, unfortunately kinda have to hand it to โhimโ for the patronage to the building arts.
16th century: Delโorme: Europeโs father of master builders. A retired stone cutter in his sundown years produces the first books of architecture for the modern world. His declarations Made builders, architects, and mathematicians mad for 400 years. Shout out to a master poster and troll. Taught us how to make a stone ceiling look like a smashed trumpet, with circles and witty math.
16th-17th century Compangnon is made French military secret; the march of imperial power shakes the world.โOn wet island: laws are passed to stop unions of laborers forming. Machine breakers fight back. Police invented to stop laborers revolts.
Quick rewind to the 15th century to look at the dome in Florence. The guy Brunelesci was a master, but not because of โthe Renaissanceโ. It is claimed he โwent to Romeโ to study the masters of antiquity. What he actually did was humble himself to seasoned military carpenters, and his laborers. He stood on the scaffold with them for each new step of the dome. He produced all the stereotomy. Like Toyota and Paul Akers: Bruno designed the work around the worker, he put himself in their shoes for every step. This is why the dome was completed in his lifetime. It must have been. He came to the junket with science, power and glory.
All the renaissance is stolen valor of his master achievements bringing real worldly culture to Italians. Please feel free to bully these weird pasta hicks, they couldnโt even invent a tomato. The juicy, red food they are known for arrives from the new world later this century: to much rejoicing by spaghetti chefs.
1660: wet guys: English merchants and striver class wigs establish mystery guilds in the model of Compagnon, because they are mad jealous of how cool and free master builders are. They will come to own pickleball courts and hamburger restaurants in America. Real uncut Calvinist shit.
18th century: professional class and civil engineering established. American revolution: timber rights. French Revolution: Compagnon made illegal along with other labor guilds. The birth of the corporation, the specifier as a class.
19th century: newly minted professional class dismantles craft practices, invents myths about history, fully establishes its authority to speak on building and labor. Industrial practice and unchecked extraction capitalism keep the economy line โproofsโ coming up green.
At the end of the 19th century everything is crashing. All the prophets are made liars, the lofty dreams of the charismatics and lumpen alike cut up for tenements. Paper for balance sheets and newspapers ordered on speculation for the next year. The world feels the grip of apocalypse in all cultures, then oil is plumbed.
20th century. Dark ages. We donโt know what happened can someone with a degree tell us? Did yall see that? Did you see what they did there?
Letโs reiterate what this jumbled drawing provesโฆ. In order to lay out the curve for a groin vault, you only needed to know the surface development of its inverse, the dome vault in square, and produce that net in the scribing floor. All cuts derived from tangents of that net line. This has been unfolded but I could have done it all within the original crossing section. There is no radius โoff the sheetโ required to produce the curve.โ
The knowledge needed to cut up a circle and project rafter lengths is building culture.โit was known to all building cultures.โThe knowledge to refine clay and burn limestone, also a human building culture technology. Not roman.โNever Lost. There are no mysteries or elusive building โdark artsโ. Just service to duty and a lot of hard work.
We, the historic and traditional building laborers, recognize the importance of preserving and restoring our architectural heritage. We understand that our work requires specialized skills and knowledge to ensure the integrity and authenticity of these structures. Therefore, we hereby establish the Organization of Historic and Traditional Building Laborers International (OHTBLI) to promote and protect the interests of workers in this field.
Article 1: Name and Purpose
1.1 Name: The organization shall be known as the Organization of Historic and Traditional Building Laborers International (OHTBLI).
1.2 Purpose: The purpose of OHTBLI is to unite historic and traditional building laborers from around the world, advocating for their rights, promoting their professional development, and safeguarding the preservation of our architectural heritage.
Article 2: Membership
2.1 Eligibility: Membership in OHTBLI shall be open to all workers involved in historic and traditional building labor, including but not limited to masons, carpenters, plasterers, and painters.
2.2 Rights and Responsibilities: Members of OHTBLI shall have the right to participate in the organization’s activities, access its resources, and receive support and representation in matters concerning their profession. Members shall also be responsible for upholding the values and principles of OHTBLI and actively contributing to its objectives.
2.3 Non-Discrimination: OHTBLI shall not discriminate against individuals based on race, color, religion, gender, sexual orientation, national origin, age, or disability. The organization shall promote equality and inclusivity among its members.
Article 3: Objectives
3.1 Professional Development: OHTBLI shall strive to enhance the professional skills and knowledge of its members through training programs, workshops, and educational resources. The organization shall collaborate with academic institutions, experts, and industry professionals to provide opportunities for continuous learning and growth.
3.2 Advocacy and Representation: OHTBLI shall advocate for the rights, welfare, and fair treatment of historic and traditional building laborers. The organization shall engage in collective bargaining, negotiate fair wages and working conditions, and represent its members in disputes or conflicts.
3.3 Preservation of Architectural Heritage: OHTBLI shall promote the preservation and restoration of historic and traditional buildings worldwide. The organization shall work closely with preservation societies, government agencies, and other stakeholders to ensure the proper conservation and maintenance of these structures.
3.4 Outreach and Collaboration: OHTBLI shall actively engage with other labor unions, professional associations, and organizations involved in historic preservation and construction industries. The organization shall seek partnerships, share best practices, and collaborate on projects that contribute to the advancement of our profession.
Article 4: Governance
4.1 General Assembly: The General Assembly shall be the highest decision-making body of OHTBLI, consisting of all members. It shall convene periodically to discuss and decide on important matters, including the election of officers, approval of budgets, and formulation of policies.
4.2 Executive Committee: The Executive Committee shall be responsible for the day-to-day operations of OHTBLI. It shall be elected by the General Assembly and shall consist of a President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer, and other positions as deemed necessary. The Executive Committee shall ensure the implementation of the organization’s objectives and the efficient management of its resources.
4.3 Local Chapters: OHTBLI may establish local chapters or branches to facilitate regional activities and provide localized support to members. Local chapters shall operate under the guidance and supervision of the Executive Committee.
Article 5: Finances
5.1 Funding: OHTBLI shall rely on membership dues, donations, grants, and other lawful means to finance its activities. The organization shall maintain transparency and accountability in its financial management.
5.2 Budget and Auditing: The Executive Committee shall prepare an annual budget, subject to approval by the General Assembly. OHTBLI’s financial records shall be audited regularly to ensure compliance with financial regulations and transparency.
Article 6: Amendments
6.1 Amendment Process: Amendments to this charter may be proposed by the Executive Committee or by a majority vote of the General Assembly. Proposed amendments shall be circulated among the members for review, and a vote shall be conducted to approve or reject the proposed changes.
6.2 Ratification: Amendments to this charter shall require a two-thirds majority vote of the General Assembly for ratification.
Article 7: Dissolution
7.1 Dissolution Process: In the event of the dissolution of OHTBLI, the assets and remaining funds shall be distributed in a manner consistent with the organization’s objectives, as determined by the General Assembly.
7.2 Transfer of Responsibilities: Upon dissolution, the Executive Committee shall ensure a smooth transition of any ongoing projects, records, and responsibilities to appropriate organizations or entities involved in historic
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